RULES OF THE WEDDING.....

My best friend emailed me this....


how about we have her (Barb) stand up before the ceremony gets under way, and read the audience “the rules”. No family members making a fuss, behaving like an ass, drawing attention to themselves. No friends trying to tell embarrassing stories about the bride or the groom. No one plan on getting lucky tonight, as no one here wants to know about it. if you can’t get through a couple of hours without being under the influence, please take it into the woods. No open flames. Keep your seats and tray tables in their upright and locked position. No tailgating. Shirt and shoes are not required, but are suggested. Pants must be worn at all times. Beware of anything that snores or snorts, you may not know who or what it is. No gunfire unless it involves lunch. Do not throw pennies into the outhouse; that is a toilet not a wishing well. Be kind to anything in an apron, they are all volunteers, and they are in charge of what you eat. And finally…remember that this day is all about Carla and Dave. Please remember to wish them well, and say a prayer to guarantee it.


I WAS ROLLING!!!!!