I went to register last night so the family will stop bugging me and this was the conversation I had with the clerk....I was on the cell phone with my sister P during this conversation trying to figure out how to print the stupid registry thing out so they could zap it with the gun.
I finally got it to print and handed it over to "The Lady". The conversation went like this.....
The lady (kinda loudly): ….OH MY GOODNESS….are you marrying THE D*** Y*****?
Me (talking with P on the cell at the same time): Well… I’m marrying A D*** Y*****.
The Lady: THE MUSICIAN?!?!?!?
Me trying to get away from The Lady: Uh....well he plays in several bands....
The Lady: YES! YES! THE COUNTRY MUSICIAN!!!!
Me: Uh...Well there is a musician named DWIGHT Y*****?
The Lady: NO THE ONE THAT PLAYS HERE IN DFW!!!!
As I was trying to get the heck away from The Lady My sister P (on the other end of the phone ) said: THAT was the FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD!!!!!!